I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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