The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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