Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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