Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My dick has a subreddit
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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