Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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