never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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