oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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