Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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