she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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