Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
