absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
At least life still wants to fuck me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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