it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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