i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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