this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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