Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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