this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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