When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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