Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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