doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk