My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam