her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is