Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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