hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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