hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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