you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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