So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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