Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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