I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I take back everything I said about communal showers
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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