everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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