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• (716): View more from New York

  fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.

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• (805): View more from California

  NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??

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  He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You should probably go find him.

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• (909): View more from California

  why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.

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• (408): View more from California

  so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS

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• (310): View more from California

  When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no

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