he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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