yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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