she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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