yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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