she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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