its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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