Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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