I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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