idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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