I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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