I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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