I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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