If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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