is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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