Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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