You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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