I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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