Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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