You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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