did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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