I'm drive I can fine osifer
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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