I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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