talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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