when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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