one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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