let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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