As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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