No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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